I love you time theft I love you long breaks I love you wasting time in the bathroom I love you texting on the clock
i'm gonna go out on a limb and call that a complete lie
which limb?
penis
penis isn’t a limb you idiot it’s an external sex organ
my bad professor cock didn't realize i had an expert over here 🙄
Can someone PLEASE tell me why this post looks like this in my posts section
the first one. what the Fuck is that.
to all twitter people coming here :
DO NOT AND I MEAN DOOO NOT RUIN THIS APP FOR US ITS A CHILL APP THAT IS MY COMFORT APP PLS DONT RUIN IT AND THINK THIS IS TWITTER N SAY SLURS N BE MEAN TO THE LGBTQ+ OR ANYTHING THAT TWITTER PPL DO IF YOU TREAT US WITH RESPECT WE WILL DO THE SAME
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Surely you can’t be serious.
I’m serious. And don’t call me Shirley.
you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday
happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday
it's fucking friday
happy woke up thinking it was wednesday sunday but it was actually fucking friday tuesday